Tuesday, February 17, 2009

From Tepid to Boiling

Frog #1 & #2 are sitting in a pot.

Frog #1: Is it getting hot in here?

Frog #2: What are you talking about?

Frog #1: The water...does it feel warmer to you?

Frog #2: I haven't noticed anything. Why do you ask?

Frog #1: Because I think that I see little bubbles...is this water starting to boil?

Frog #2: You really don't make any sense. Now be quiet, you paranoid idiot, and put the lid back on.

So, with that being said, I'll take a chance at alienating my *large* fan base and state what I really believe. SOCIALISM, A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT, THE RAPTURE AND SEVEN YEARS OF TRIBULATION ARE COMING VERY VERY SOON.

There. Now you will never be able to say that I didn't warn you. I am looking forward to Heaven, anytime the Lord wants to take me, and I don't even care if you all think I'm crazy. I guess we'll just see who was right on the other side, won't we?

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